Featured Project

SearchSquatch

The world's first cryptid-powered search engine. A fully animated Sasquatch reads your search results out loud — and gives you his unfiltered, hilarious opinion on every headline.

"He searches. He reads. He reacts."

4
APIs Stitched Live
40+
Results Per Search
10
Pages Cached
100%
Real-Time Generated
The Experience

Not a Search Engine.
A Show.

Every search is a cinematic performance starring a 7-foot-tall forest creature who just discovered the internet.

SearchSquatch CRT screen

Type a query. Watch the show.

Your words appear letter-by-letter on a glowing green CRT monitor — like a retro terminal straight out of 1983. The screen holds. Dramatic pause.

Then Sasquatch starts talking. In a deep, gravelly, crunchy voice, he reads every headline out loud — then drops his take. His opinion. From the perspective of a creature who's lived in the woods for 400 years and just figured out what WiFi is.

"NASA Discovers New Exoplanet in Habitable Zone." Sasquatch been saying there's other forests out there for years. Nobody listens to Sasquatch.

The Tech

Four APIs. One Cryptid.

A real-time AI pipeline stitching together four cutting-edge APIs in a single seamless experience. No canned responses.

Search

Firecrawl API

Live web search — real results, real links, real data. Up to 40 results cached across 10 pages.

Brain

Claude API

Generates Sasquatch's contextual commentary. He actually understands the headlines. Every reaction is unique and relevant.

Voice

ElevenLabs TTS

Converts Sasquatch's script into deep, gravelly speech using a tuned "Husky Trickster" voice model with maxed-out expressiveness.

Frontend

Next.js 14 + React

Cinematic UI with typewriter effects, video switching, timed result reveals synced to audio, movie captions, and pagination.

Features

Built Like a Blockbuster.

Every detail is designed to make search feel like entertainment.

Retro CRT Interface

Glowing green phosphor monitor with black text. Typewriter effects. Pixel font logo. Results right-aligned like a terminal.

AI Voice Narration

Deep, gravelly speech synced to results. Movie-style captions scroll across the bottom. Audio activity bars pulse in real time.

Cinematic Cuts

Camera switches between Sasquatch and his CRT monitor. Timed reveals. Dramatic pauses. It's a show, not a search engine.

Real Search Results

Click any result. Browse pages. Search again. Real links, real data — not a demo. Sasquatch is ready when you are.

Fully Responsive

Built for mobile. Responsive down to 480px. Works everywhere Sasquatch gets signal.

Third-Person Personality

Sasquatch speaks in third person. Relates everything to forest life. Opinionated, lovable, and always family-friendly.

Security

Locked Down. Hardened.

This Sasquatch doesn't mess around. Enterprise-grade security on a cryptid-powered search engine.

Rate Limited

3 searches/minute, 8 per 5 minutes. Keeps the forest bunker running smooth.

Content Filter

Hardened filter with unicode normalization, leetspeak detection, and phrase matching. Sasquatch stays clean.

Injection Defense

Prompt injection defense on all AI inputs. Input length caps. Result sanitization.

Full Security Headers

XSS, clickjacking, MIME sniffing protection. Zero error detail leakage.

Ready to Search Like a Cryptid?

Four APIs, one Sasquatch, and a green CRT monitor creating something genuinely delightful.